The protagonist walks fearlessly against the villain and his 40 odd men, There isn’t any bullet that will go past this man. The bullet proof vest are for the sissies.
This is probably one scene which every person has seen who watches the Bollywood movies, I am not saying that every movies follow this recipe but those which do have seen success in the past. 100 crores, 200 crores(Yes, that is our mentality) the more the money the better would be the movie. Just when the movie is released, the first thing that crosses everyone’s mind is its gross. So here is the successful recipe of the high grossing turds.
Lets start
To make a Bollywood masala movie you need
- 6 pack abs, 1 Cup
- Romance in any European destination, 1 Cup
- Clothes,Chopped or Sliced, 1 Cup
- The Religion issue in love, 1/2 teaspoon
- fake punches and kicks, 1/2 teaspoon
Originality, 1/4 teaspoon.Oh Sorry wrong ingredient- Double meaning Jokes, 1/4 teaspoon
- Bikini scene, 1 Cup
- Father-Son issues, 1/4 teaspoon
- Copied music, 1/4 teaspoon
- Dubbing artist that cannot even remotely match the voice of the actress, 1/2 teaspoon
- Actress with no expressions,1 Cup
- Stereotype villain, 1 Cup
- Mother effect, 1/4 teaspoon
- College, where everyone is rich and comes to be in a relationship, 1/4 teaspoon
- Jealous sibling, 1/2 teaspoon
- Temple scene, 1/2 teaspoon
- Anti-Physics law, 1/2 teaspoon
- Wheelies and Stopies with anything that has wheels!, 1/4 teaspoon
- Kisses to taste
And there it is. Mix all of them together in any order you feel like and you have a hot spicy 100 crore platter ready to be served. There are good movies too but there are some movies which even makes you doubt the existence of the a word called “logic”
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